69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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