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(231): View more from Michigan

Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.

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(540): View more from Virginia

just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.

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(512): View more from Texas

Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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(727): View more from Florida

whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.

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(831): View more from California

I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.

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(214): View more from Texas

They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

(214): View more from Texas

Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(678): View more from Georgia

Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.

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