WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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