stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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