Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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