Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
this boner is exhausting
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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