yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I intend to get homeless drunk
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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