Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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