you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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