Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Randomize
