whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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