My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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