you win again, gameday.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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