The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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