Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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