yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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