At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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