Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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