hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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