what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
one might say we're banned from that church
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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