I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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