Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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