OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
