I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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