Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize