I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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