anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize
