So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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