i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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