Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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