By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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