Having a random hookup so left but love u
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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