so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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