OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i think im in europe. pls send help
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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