Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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