That's intense
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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