He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Randomize