I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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