I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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