He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He better not be in your backpack
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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