We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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