Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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