i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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