so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
