i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
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