Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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