elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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