whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
you win again, gameday.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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