I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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