so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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