The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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