Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
