I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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