we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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