I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
