I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
